i would like everyone to know that i am only doing this because i am horribly bored. And that my mother did all the scrapbooky stuff, so don't think i'm joining the "blogging club". That taken care of i can now complain about how horribly sore I am.
For starters i would like to clarify that my dentist did not pull my teeth out.I'll explain later. This below is the whole procedure of when i got into the dentist chair.
1st. He sat me down and said "good luck, and you might hear some strange noises."
That worried me.
2nd. He shook my lip and gave me a shot on both sides that really didn't hurt at all.
3rd. He had me wait for 20 minutes while that sank in. During that time i pinched myself on the lips very hard and didn't feel a thing. That amused me.
4th .He came back and put some more painkiller where he already had. That didn't hurt at all. That calmed me.
5th. He said he was going to numb the inside of my mouth. For that he simple stabbed the needle all the way through my gum. Literally! That hurt me.
6th. then he said he would work fast and started on my teeth. ( As I said earlier, He did not pull them.) He then took out a mini hammer and started whacking my teeth. As I was sitting there i heard SMACK, BANG, CRACK, and he just said "there's the strange noises" while my teeth where being hammered out of my mouth. Yes it did hurt Quite a bit.
7th. then there was the hygienist who sat there with the vampire tube. It's called the vampire tube because is sucked my blood. It was a mini vacuum that chugged blood out of me. That scared me.
8th. then they were done and shoved 2 huge wads of gauze in my mouth and sent me home. On the way home i was slobbering all over the place because i couldn't swallow with so much gauze.
That annoyed me.
9th. I got home and sat down, tired and in pain. I tried to eat some broth but couldn't with my stupid lip.
10th I had some motrin and went to play playstation. I eventually somewhat recovered and that is why i am typing this now.
-The oh so horribly sore,helpless little boy
Jared :(
For starters i would like to clarify that my dentist did not pull my teeth out.I'll explain later. This below is the whole procedure of when i got into the dentist chair.
1st. He sat me down and said "good luck, and you might hear some strange noises."
That worried me.
2nd. He shook my lip and gave me a shot on both sides that really didn't hurt at all.
3rd. He had me wait for 20 minutes while that sank in. During that time i pinched myself on the lips very hard and didn't feel a thing. That amused me.
4th .He came back and put some more painkiller where he already had. That didn't hurt at all. That calmed me.
5th. He said he was going to numb the inside of my mouth. For that he simple stabbed the needle all the way through my gum. Literally! That hurt me.
6th. then he said he would work fast and started on my teeth. ( As I said earlier, He did not pull them.) He then took out a mini hammer and started whacking my teeth. As I was sitting there i heard SMACK, BANG, CRACK, and he just said "there's the strange noises" while my teeth where being hammered out of my mouth. Yes it did hurt Quite a bit.
7th. then there was the hygienist who sat there with the vampire tube. It's called the vampire tube because is sucked my blood. It was a mini vacuum that chugged blood out of me. That scared me.
8th. then they were done and shoved 2 huge wads of gauze in my mouth and sent me home. On the way home i was slobbering all over the place because i couldn't swallow with so much gauze.
That annoyed me.
9th. I got home and sat down, tired and in pain. I tried to eat some broth but couldn't with my stupid lip.
10th I had some motrin and went to play playstation. I eventually somewhat recovered and that is why i am typing this now.
-The oh so horribly sore,helpless little boy
Jared :(
5 comments:
I LOVE THE POST! Jared is a funny kid! I love the blow by blow numbered recap of the day and how each number he made sure to document the level of pain. The bloody gauze out the mouth pic is awesome and WHOA! you weren't kidding when you said you guys have some roots! Jared, great post! You're a natural blogger!
Jared-
I feel so bad for you! I am glad that you lived through the ordeal. I am also glad that it is done and out of the way and now you get to play playstation all day!! I wish I was there, I'd play with you. You are so funny. Your post totally made me LOL! Rest up and I am glad you are feeling a little better. :)
carol
I'm sorry you had to get your teeth pulled Jared. OUCH! I had 7 teeth pulled so I definitley can almost relate. I hope you feel back to your old self soon! I like how ya posted this, very good memory of a very memorable day I'm sure. Did you get them out today? Hey Amy if you get this before tommorow, are you comin to YW tonight? I will definitley be there, I am super excited, and I will call the girls. -ALyssa
Oh my heck! Jared if you ever start your own blog, please send me your address! You are hilarious. I'm so sorry about your teeth situation. I had four ADULT teeth pulled and Austin had EIGHT teeth pulled for his braces. We know your pain buddy. Thanks for the blog. It was fabulous!
Jared,
I feel your pain. I know just what you are talking about in the dentist's chair--but I've never been able to write about it so eloquently and humorously! Look out--you're not going to be able to stop yourself from blogging about the next interesting thoughts that run through your mind! We'll look forward to reading more!
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