Thursday, April 17, 2008

Birthday surprises

Yesterday was my birthday. Being on the shady side of 35 now, a birthday doesn't hold the same magic it used to. But I was still excited because, after all, it was my birthday. My mother-in-law gave me a card the night before that said, "Hope your birthday is full of surprises." Now, I'm not saying it was her fault, but it was definitely not the birthday I had conjured up in my mind. And next year, no surprises please.

Surprise #1
I woke up to snow. Yes, the date is correct- it was April 16th and two days earlier it was a balmy 80 degrees out.

Surprise #2
This one should probably be at the top of the list, because it slightly overshadows the other. I backed into the garage door as it was completing it's ascent to the ceiling and rendered it uncloseable when I was leaving to pick up Jared from swimming. I also scratched the top of our car, that we bought last December.

No surprise #1

I was hysterical . I called Ryan and told him what I had done and then pretty much hung up on him. I picked up Jared from swimming, crying and embarrassed. He, of course, being such a sensitive soul, asked me what was wrong and if he could do anything to help. I told him, "Only if you can turn back time." He said, "When I'm older I''ll invent a time machine and go back and not let you break the door. And while I'm at it I'll go back to the first time you asked me if I wanted to take piano lessons and say 'no'."

No surprise #2
True to his nature, Ryan was very understanding and kind when he got home. He wrote me a sweet birthday card and even stopped at the bakery and got a cake. He then tried to shut the garage, and it almost fell onto the car, popping the rivets and tracks on both sides. It was bent, and in truly bad shape.

Surprise #3
Ryan and Jared used their mad skills and fixed the garage door! Don't think I didn't have faith in them, but you should have seen the door. Okay, maybe I didn't think they could do it. But I had just gotten over the hysterical stage and was now in the morose, unproductive I-can't-believe-I'm-so-stupid, nothing-will-ever-be-pleasant-again stage. I probably wouldn't have believed Mr. Fixit could have repaired that thing. I cleaned the basement as a self-inflicted punishment while they worked on the garage door.

No surprise #3
Many of my friends and family remembered my day and called or sent a card or a fun gift. And my wonderful friends cheered me up during the sub-zero soccer game that Rachel played in. Thanks friends- you know who you are! I needed it.

Surprise #4
Rachel got me a Jane Austen action figure for my present. It is so cool. She has a writing desk and a quill pen and everything!

Surprise #5

Sarah, Maren, and Ryan got me a CHI, which is very difficult for me to use, since I've been hair-styling impaired for most of my life. (I didn't grow any hair til I was 3, so that doesn't count). I need professional lessons (Sara H.- hint hint). The only helpful thing in the owners manual was safety item #7- Never use while sleeping. I might be able to comply with that.

Surprise #6
My cute laurel girls threw me a surprise party for young women's activity a couple of weeks ago (well, it was a surprise when it happened)- in place of the planned service project. It was much more fun to have pizza and watch American Idol. We took pictures, but I still need to get them from Shantel.

No surprise #4
The chocolate drape cake from Schmidt's bakery was really yummy and I'm going to have another piece today.

Surprise #7
My awesome sister Carol wrote a tribute to me on her blog last night (check it out at www.blatterfamily.blogspot.com). I have never been so flattered and only wish I was truly deserving of her praise. By the way, we're having barbie legs for dinner tonight!

9 comments:

carol said...

Amy! it is really only fitting that it be on your birthday that you complete your destiny! Mom backed through the garage door, Grandma Thelma backed through the garage door, and someday I will too. It is our heritage Amy. Our Heritage. I am so happy that you have gotten yours over with. Now you can go on living your life without that overshadowing thing on your "to-do" list.
I hope that chocolate cake was good enough to bandage your pain. It sounds like it was! And your Jane Austen action figure? UH.... where do we get those? How fitting and perfect for you. I think now that the Mr. Fix-its are done with the garage door they should build little Jane a house, don't you?

carol said...

Oh and SWEET news on the CHI. I've heard myths and legends about them and I can't wait to borrow yours to see if they are true (isn't that just like a sister? Oh YOU got a present? When can I borrow it?).
And I do hope you drizzle those doll legs with chipotle!

Susan said...

First ... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Second ... I'm so glad you shared your garage door experience. Since having a garage and a door is a new thing for me, sometimes I have a little contest/game with myself that I "race" the garage door to see how close I can get before it raises all the way. I will definitely STOP doing that. I will use you as my example.
Third ... Where do you get Jane Austen action figures?
Fourth ... What is CHI (am I a total loser?)
Fifth ... What are barbie legs?

Love your post!

Adrian said...

Oh my gosh...what a day!! I am so sorry about the door. Yippee that the boys fixed it. You gotta love the Walton boys...they can fix anything, from a garage door to a foiled birthday!

Wendy said...

Oh Amy, what a fabulous blog! I'm so sorry that your birthday was the day of your destiny-garage-door-back-through but think how boring your blog would have been if it was full of wonderful, normal birthday stuff.
Your sister, is hilarious! (I had to go figure out what you meant by Barbie Legs) and I must be more hair impaired than you as I have no idea what a CHI is.
When Jared goes back in time, have him meet me at Smiths last Saturday and not let me buy the red sparkling seltzer water that I spilled on my area rug and then if he misses me at Smiths have him tell me not to listen to my mom about putting salt on the stain to pull out the color as that only pulled the color out of my rug and not my stain. So now I have a bleached out rug with a pink stain in the middle!
I really need to get this week over with!
Much love!
W

SKH said...

Jared, let me know when that time machine is done, I have a few places to go:0! And Carol I laughed so hard at the pic of your poor child. Amy and I have a recipe blog with nutritious and edible recipes. Amy, I love to play beauty shop so my house or yours?

Gail said...

Happy belated b-day! I am with Susan, I need some help on the whole CHI and barbie legs.

snakeriverwalton said...

Alright friends- the CHI is a super heated ceramic hair straightener. And the barbie legs are fully explained on my sister's post. Maybe we can have some at our next scrapping retreat and save some calories.

Frehner Family said...

Thank you to "Susan" for not making me feel like the only one in the dark about eating Barbie legs and using a CHI- Amy I was starting to get worried!

Happy Birthday! I like a crappy friend, didn't get on to wish it to you on the day of..You, on the other hand did! So~ thank you for thinking of me. I didn't back into our garage but I did feel so sick that we didn't do cake. No worries though, I feel fine today, and let me assure you, we WILL be doing cake! ;)