We really need to start buying Bad Kitty books. It says here there are 2 million in print!
If you want to see how a woman puts on makeup you can watch me.
I have a careful story to tell you. Miss Cotter hoped we were ok. Isn’t that careful of her? She just cares so much.
(At the dentist fater receiving a bag with toothpaste and floss) Jared, there are not goodies in this bag.
I was drop-earing. And I’m pretty good at it. (eavesdropping)
Eating cantaloupe is my anthem.
I don’t like living in Murray—there are carnivals we don’t go to, and parades we don’t go to…
At her eye exam. “It’s too sloppy.”
I hear my brain talking about giving me a loose tooth on January 4th.
1 comments:
First of all, she's right about the Bad Kitty books. They are awesome!
I think I need an anthem. Maybe chocolate or hummus.
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