Maren turns 5

I finally typed up all the funny things I have written down over the past year before the birthdays.  Enjoy!!

My favorite kind of vegetable is…. MEAT!

I’m omnipotent, aren’t I?  (After mom explained that omnipotent means you are in control of everything.)

Isn’t it fun to see me riding this white bike!

When I grow up, I will be a primary teacher for my work.

Uh oh, that is overfloating.

I am too old enough to do that.

Always phrases her prayers, “Thank you for us to…”

When I am grownup I will do dangerous things like my mom; like pick up sharp things and touch pokey plants.

Jesus has girl hair, but it’s okay.

Kids know more than moms.

You love me the most because I never whistle, yah?

I can give you a scratchback.

My ears were pierced when I was older, but they got gone when I was a baby.

When presented with ‘Tell me when.’, “Right now!!”

You know what I’ll be when I grow up?  A teenager!  Then you’ll say there are three big sisters.

I don’t like that allergic (electric) toothbrush.

This rug gives my feet ouches.

If Jesus wants to text us, he just tells the prophet.

The kindergarten teachers will fight about me because I can count.  I want her, no I want her.

I don’t like the little pimples in orange juice.

I just move my mouth regular, but beautiful music comes out.

I know why they call them ‘madpies’.  Because the other birds are mad at them for being mean.

Let me tell you a secret… Wedgie!

Gwess What?

I am not ‘young.’  Young is one or two.  Big is three or four.  I am big.

How do people get up a sunset?

I looked everywhere!  I know!  Sarah stole it!  WHERE IS IT SARAH?!

My dad has touched an allergic (poisonous) snake.

Bread crumbs= “crust crumbs”

Why do people say, ‘That’s a good owie?”

Grandma Walton and Aunt Debra are friends because they have the same hair.

I want spoiled (scrambled) eggs to eat.

A uncle and a aunt are big kid friends who live far far away.

My heart is gonna be mad at you.

Jared, good thing you have a big mouth to eat big croutons.

You forgot to put ice cream sandwiches on your list.

When we are in the mountains look how close we are to the sky.